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Greeting Card--Connect the Dots: Nice Butt by Warren Tales

$5.50

An interactive card to adore, appreciate, and amuse—just connect the dots to reveal a hidden message! Each card features 100 dots.

This greeting card measures 4 1/2" x 5 1/2" and comes with a corresponding envelope, packaged in a clear protective cellophane sleeve. Blank inside.

We thought adding greeting cards to our shop was a no-brainer. Now you can send a complete gift to your loved ones from the comfort of your sofa/desk/office/commute!! Want us to write in your card for you? No problem! Please leave a note of your exact sentiment in the note to seller upon purchase. We will hand-write it into the card for you. If no note is left, the card will be sent as is wrapped in its cellophane sleeve, blank for your later use :)

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Warren Tales has been peddling puns since 2013, and with 7 Louie Award nominations (and counting), we're the Leonardo DiCaprio of the greeting card world. In every way, this job is an absolute dream: I make funny cards, work with incredible people, and travel the world being a huge nerd. As Leo himself once said, "If you can do what you do best and be happy, you're further along in life than most people."
Check out their entire line here: 

https://www.warrentales.com/